Our Philosophies

I'm Neo-Pagan...my wife Colleen is part-time Wiccan with a Universalist Unitarian bent...okay, I know most wiccans would either say you're totally wiccan or your not...but I have no other words to describe my wife's faith and philosophy. My own philosophy is "Do unto others as you'de want them to do unto you.." ..okay so I paraphrased the Bible...I'm not Christian, but there are some good philosophies in that book. I tend to take the bible as the true "Never ending story" ..more to add to this later..

I like to draw questionable pictures. Mainly I like to draw chicks in bondage...call me crazy. My wife doesn't care..she thinks it's cute. If you don't like it...don't look, don't watch, don't participate. I'm not a real participant myself...but I do like to watch. Yes, I'm a bit of a voyuer m'self. I'm a also a Betty Page fan..!! More on that later!

Our Opinions on Current Events, etc.

DON'T PUT YOUR LIPS ON IT!!!

SEX, DATING & MARRIGE

NO.1 Take responsibility for yourself and your partner..use protection!!

NO.2 Don't commit if you have second thoughts.
GUYS: The women hold all the cards...they know you want it! They'll say anything you want to keep you there...unless you're a lousy lay and have no money, oh and you're kinda' homely looking to begin with. And for you wishy-washy-wimpy guys who think that romance will get a woman...it will, but if you keep laying on the romance for too long, the girl is gonna dump you...they want a "MAN DINGO"..not another girlfriend who wants to listen to your troubles...unless you're gay..then disregard what I said here.
LADIES: Men are animals by nature..WE DO think with our nads...we will "yank off" for the rest of our lives, married or not...it's nothing personal...but it's a great energy release. Unless a man has a special attachment to you (through marrige mainly) we will play the field, ever hear of the term "Booty Call"? I rest my case.

NO.3 BE ADVENTUROUS. A tryst in a public place will add to the excitement. The thought of getting caught can be quite a turn-on. Feeling up your sweetie while at Disneyland is a good one...getting him/her off at Disneyland is even better!

NO.4 SHAVING. I can't stress this enough ladies..(and guys too)..shave your pubes! Get that hair out of there! Also..bathe on a regular basis!! Good hygene can do wonders!! And brush your teeth and use mouthwash! Which brings me to..

NO.5 ORAL SEX. I like it...I know my wife likes it. Add it to your sexual/love making/f*cking itinerary. And ladies..please watch the teeth!!

NO.6 PORNOGRAPHY. I'm a cartoonist and I'm working on a erotic comic as I type this. I feel pornography is an artistic expression. Some perfer to call it "erotica" ..but I call a spade..a spade.. I also..in some cases, refer to myself as a "gentleman pornographer"..I'm no Larry Flint by far..but there ya go..

-D.L.N.